JACKSON ARMS
My fancy had a 'bridesmaid's tea" on Saturday. With scones!

To balance things out, my friend Jeff and I headed to Jackson Arms Shooting Range. I called to make sure we could just walk in and shoot a gun:

JA: Hello, Jackson Arms
ME: Hi. I'm not a member there, but a friend and I would like to come down there and get a couple hours on the range?
JA: OK. (pause)
ME: OK. It's been a while since I've fired a gun. Is there anything else we need to do?
JA: (as if read from a script): "Do you think you can handle a fire arm in a safe and controlled manner?"
ME: I think so. I mean, yes.
JA: OK, great. No problem, Come on down.

It shouldn't be that easy, I think.