PLAGUES
On our way to see one of Chicago's finest entertainments, The NeoFuturists, we were trying to remember the Ten Plagues. We thought of:
1.) Frogs (I love frogs)
2.) Drought
3.) Flood
4.) Snakes
5.) Rivers running with blood
Then we were stumped.

Jeff, Peter and Lane submitted:
6.) Dial-up
7.) Decaf
and
8.) Dot Matrix

I now have the other two:

9.) Ice - We went on a hike this weekend that Jason kindly called a Hiketacular! We lost the trail about 30 times, due to...HARD PACKED SNOW! It's damn June here and we're trudging through ice and snow. A ten mile hike turned into a fourteen mile(ish...who knows) trek in a snowy wonderland. (OK, it was pretty beautiful, and everyone was surprisingly civil.)
I'm sore. [ photos]

10.) Fire - I'm taking my girlfriend to see where I grew up this weekend. Mom's been sweeping layers of soot and ash off the back patio and coming up with activities that don't require us to go outside or well... breathe.

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